So, you're having relationship problems, huh? And you want Me to help you? Don't worry, I think I know what your problem is. Your problem is that... you're a man. Any Woman you will ever encounter will be better than you, too good for you. Does your partner know that She's too good for you? Probably not, if She even gave you a chance... Well, either you tell Her or I will. She needs to realize that men are trash and Women are superior. There's no hope for this relationship. The only thing to do is end it, because She will ALWAYS be too good for you