am such a bitch. That's why my boyfriend likes me so much more thanks wife. He has this idea that she and I are somehow going to get along and become the best of friends, but truth be known we can't stand one another. I stopped by their horselike he told me to, but I didn't see her there. I did, however, see a pile of bikinis that the bitch had on the table. My guess is that the cunt was going to try them on or something... who knows... who cares right? She is the complete opposite of me and that is why he always keeps me on the side. I am everything she is not. I am fun and outgoing... always up for some fun and a good time. So when I saw her pile of expensive bathing suits there I decided to wiggle my ass and big kitties into them. Besides, I can fill them out like she will NEVER be able to. I am ( of course) smoking while I try them on and make sure to blow it all over so that the bitch will smell it when she comes back