We need to talk. As you know, I went home with someone last night. After all, it’s the only hope I have of getting a good, satisfying fuck as long as I’m married to you. But what you don’t know is…it was a woman. You want to hear about it? About how we danced together at the club while she ran her hands all over my curves? How she took me home and ate my pussy until I was shaking? And then how she fucked me with a strap-on until I came around the hard silicone? It was good, so good I want to do it again. Pretty pathetic, isn’t it, that a woman’s fake dick could fuck me better than yours could? Fortunately, I stopped bothering with yours a long time ago. And you know what? I’ve decided that I’m only going to fuck women from now on