It's been a year since my last measurements and boy have I been an absolute pig! Let's see how much my gluttony and hedonism has paid off in inches around my massive body. Watch me struggle to get the tape arpund my flabby appendages. My oh my, how I have grown. I even include measurements from last time. It's been a year since my last measurements and boy have I been an absolute pig! Let's see how much my gluttony and hedonism has paid off in inches around my massive body. Watch me struggle to get the tape arpund my flabby appendages. My oh my, how I have grown. I even include measurements from last time.