You thought we invited you over to fuck but we really wanted to see if your penis was as small as they say. It's so shockingly small that we don't think you've ever had sex in your life! It's about the size of a grain of rice so what would be the point? We almost feel bad for you, but it's so much fun to mock you. How do you even masturbate? How much cum could a cock like that even produce? Watch us berate and humiliate the winner of the worlds smallest penis competition. YOU