Ashley went to her high school reunion only to be hit on by every bald, low testosterone, washed up, divorced, middle aged male in attendance. She can't take anymore and goes outside to call her friend and have a smoke. While she is outside you show up (to hit on her.) She immediately begins calling you baldie and fatty is furious you even have the guts to talk to her. But then, it occurs to her.... she can take your money, run up your credit cards, and have anything from you that she wants just by pretending like you have a chance to have sex with her. She takes you home to her house after you take her shopping first of course and starts to get naked. She knows her big boxer ex-football player boyfriend will be home any minute and beat your ass. When he comes in, she tells him you were coming on to her and trying to get her naked. She laughs while he beats the out of you and gives you 2 black eyes. For some reason you know you deserve this.