Isn't it so weird that we are neighbors and you've never been over to My house? I invited you over because the strangest thing happened to Me last week and I wanted to talk to you about it, privately. I came home from work and was changing, getting ready to go work out and I kept hearing this strange noise outside of My window. I looked but didn't see anything. I was thinking about it again this week and remembered, I have security cameras, silly Me! I checked them and I'm sure you aren't surprised to know what I saw. It seems that you are a peeping Tom! We will have to make a little arrangement because I know you aren't going to stop, and I know you don't want Me to tell your wife.
