I'm so frustrated, all my friends keep giving me crap for gaining weight! It was one thing to hear it from my doctor, but these skinny bitches do nothing but smoke weed and eat fries all damn day! And they think they have a right to be 'concerned' about MY health? Well, I know they're just jealous, but I have a plan to get them back. I'll feed them 'special' brownies laced with weight gain powder and extra butter! Soon they'll be even fatter than me