You bring me back to your apartment, and things start to get really hot. We make out and I'm sitting on your lap, but when I go to take your pants off, I find you're smooth like a Ken doll. It's hilarious. I take some pictures to show my friends later, they're not going to believe I almost slept with you! I tease you and show you my butt, hehe! You're not good for fucking, so I guess this is the best you're going to get, isn't it? I ride your face and talk about what a disappointment you are. At least you can do this, you'd never be able to please me otherwise, would you