You're addicted to it aren't you? What? The fucking wedgie porn I've been finding on your computer, freak! Ugh, my boyfriend is a total wedgie freak... wtf am I gonna do now. Look, theres no way I could even fathom having sex with you now and theres only one solution for our relationship Wedgies. Only. Even the thought just gets your cock stiff doesn’t it? No more sex. Just wedgies and more fucking wedgies.