I’ve seen you staring at Me in the gym for quite some time now and after talking to you, I invite you to My place. You have no idea why I’d do such a thing but I have plans for you. We start having a conversation about how you’re constantly looking at Me in the gym and I order you to take off your clothes. Your noodle-like body disgusts Me. I continue to tease you about how much it turns you on to see Me in the gym, working out and getting stronger than you. Can’t ever hide that loser boner of yours. Eventually, you realize I have a lot of losers just like you that follow Me around the gym, hoping for a glimpse of My sexy muscles. You’re a part of My weak little army now and you’re never getting out.