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I ordered a pizza for delivery, but it’s not the pizza I intend on eating. The pizza delivery man arrives with my pizza but I tell him I need to get my wallet and to just step inside to wait. That’s when I give him the big surprise…and eat him right on up. I instantly get so gassy from digesting him and start uncontrollably burping. All this heavy digesting is making me tired so I take a moment to lay down. I’m woken up by a knock at the door and it’s the Pizza restaurant manager asking if I know where his delivery driver is…but I have NO idea! Once he leaves, I start farting and burping like wild! Pizza always gives me gas, but I never knew eating the pizza delivery guy would make me MORE gassy! He sure is working his way through me fast, I better make a run for the toilet! ✨Farts are not mine, they’re edited in!✨