We got paired together to study and do homework, and you are NOT pulling your weight. I know I'm the smart one here, but can't you at least do SOME work? Wait, do you... do you have an erection right now? Have you been staring at my cleavage the whole time? Gross! Go get rid of that thing so we can get work done. No, I'm not going to help you! You want me to... tell you how to masturbate? Don't you know how? I don't know, do what you normally do! I'm not going to do it with you! Ok, ok, yeah, I'm a virgin... And I don't know how to masturbate. But I'll try if it means we can get this assignment done