you've asked me to look at some pictures of your dick and tell you what i think of it. looking at pictures of dicks really isn't my thing, but as long as they're really big and nice, it's not so bad. oh my god, that is not the case here! yeah, i am not impressed. i look at your pathetic excuse for a cock and it makes me laugh! i know you're jerking off as you're watching this too, which is just really sad! in one picture, you've got a ruler next to it. . .measuring it in CENTIMETERS?! SAD!
just keep trying to stroke that little thing, i know you're going to cum for me while i'm laughing at you