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"I can't believe you have made me wear a lifejacket without warning me beforehand. I have a little short dress on because I wasn't aware I would be made to wear a crotch strap. Besides it looks stupid and no one else on the other boats are wearing life jackets why do I have to? I picked out my designer outfit specifically for today and now you've just made me look stupid! Anyway what even is that down there on the water? AHHHHH OMG help!!!!!!!" I lose my balance as I fall from height off the side of the yacht straight into the freezing sea, screaming for help. The cold water takes my breath away and I am scared beyond belief. The boat is still moving and its a struggle to keep up. You need to help me! I try to swim towards the boat but its pulling away. I manage to grab hold of one of the buoys attached to the side trying to somehow scramble up. Its no use and the boat is still moving away from me. "Please please help me!" I beg. Am I going to make it?