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You've decided to see a counselor about your recent relationships troubles with your wife. So you come to me about it having heard good things about my practice. After listening to you for a few minutes I inform you that I have a rather unorthodox way of handing problems like this, but it's proven very effective. You see, your problem is that you don't know how to properly kiss your wife's ass. You're a little hesitant so I assure you that I've done this dozens of times before and it has always worked. Then I waste no time in getting you on your knees and ready. I bend over, pull down my panties and tell you exactly how to kiss, lick and worship my ass. I tell you to breathe it in. Sniff it and let your tongue glide up and down my ass crack. Bury your face in it -your wife will be so impressed when you show her all that I've taught you. I make you eat my ass until I cum hard. Once I compose myself I make a little confession. The truth is, I have never actually used this method before at all. In fact, I don't even know if it works. Oh well, at least I got to have a little fun...