Formal Evening clothes destroyed in mud

What goes best together? Formal clothing and mud of course. Dressed in a formal black dress and blue formal shawl/blouse, I enter the mud pit barefoot, getting my feet nice and muddy before covering myself in mud. Reluctant as I am to destroy my formal evening clothes, I lay down in the mud and plunge my head into the mud before turning over and smearing my clothes full of mud. At the end, my formal clothes are completely ruined with mud, rendering them useless to wear out ever again.