You need humiliation after what all you've put your poor broken penis through. After sending in a paper of your penis problems and past history of watching WAY too much porn, Sage is ready to tell it to you straight. You don't have erectile dysfunction; you've just sandpapered your penis away from too much jerking it. You don't need Viagra for sex; you don't even have sex! Every fucked up thing you've ever done to your penis throughout the years is coming to light for everyone to know; including the the way to twist and grind it on the bed. Sage is utterly disgusted with your behavior. You're not a man at all. No man would ever ruin their penis on purpose!