The sun is high, my ass is oiled, and my farts are absolutely disgusting today. I’ve been baking in this heat for hours, my thong riding up my crack, my ass getting sweatier by the minute. Then I spread my sweaty cheeks wide open and push - wet, sputtering, absolutely disgusting farts explode into your face. You thought you were here to watch me tan? No baby, you're here to worship my nasty gas
