My birthday is this month and the only thing that you are good for is to send new for new high heels. You love to watch me dangle in these squeaky, clear, sexy, high heel shoes. I will keep these favorites you bought me in rotation just for you. All the while you Open that wallet wide and send 20 to 50 pairs of new high heels this month alone for my birthday. It makes you happy to splurge on size 10 shoes for Your Highness. The way you watch me tease you and dangle them right in your face in ensures you will explode from the inside out.
