While stuck at a friend's for a party I'm desperate for a piss since the bathroom was constantly unavailable. I open the sliding door from the kitchen and run out to use the backyard as my public toilet. I'm starting to do that funny little pee pee dance as my pee filled bladder is just bursting with the pressure. I REALLY have to go! I hope no one looks through the kitchen window or the neighbors don't peek out. My pee just shoots out of me I have no control over it. It squirts everywhere, including all over myself, my flops, and the stone pathway! After I'm done peeing, I show you the mess I made outdoors in the backyard, and ALL over myself