Do I look ok for My date tonight? I'm really hoping to get laid. I probably will, right? I'm SO glad you've accepted that you're not good enough for Me to fuck, and that I need to fuck REAL men. And you know exactly where you belong while I'm out having My fun. Cooking, cleaning, and paying My bills. Don't worry, I'll tell you ALL about the awesome sex I'll almost definitely have tonight. Ooh, maybe I could call up the guy I went out with last night and they could both fuck Me at once! I need all the good sex I can get, you know, since I don't get it at home with you. And don't stay up, I probably won't be home until the morning. Make sure you get the house nice and clean while I'm gone. If it's not good enough, you won't get to hear my sexy story