A married couple hits a nude beach in Hawaii, soaking up the sun—until a hot young ‘photographer’ strolls up, asking to snap my pic. He smirks, saying I’m turning red and need sunscreen. I send my husband digging for it, but when he can’t find any and heads to the car, the guy grins: ‘Oops, I hid it. Let’s fuck in the woods while he’s gone.’ We sneak off, and he finishes on my ass as oblivious beachgoers wander past. Paradise just got a lot dirtier!