Hello there, my loyal bunch of losers. It’s me, your queen, Dommelia. I know you’ve all missed me, but you can rest easy now, I’m back to collect my taxes and put you all back in your rightful place as my minions. I know many of you are concerned about the cost-of-living crisis and may have people who depend on you. However, that’s of no interest to me and if they have to starve for me to get my taxes, then that is a sacrifice I’m most certainly willing to make. I however, will be busy as I fill you in on my upcoming travel plans, all paid for by your loser taxes, of course. All the while, you – my working peasants, will be working away to keep funding my lifestyle like the inferior, obedient losers that you are!
