Hi, Honey! I'm so proud of how grown up you are! You've turned into quite the man. You're so handsome! I wanted to let you know, however, that I've heard some things from the other moms at school. They say you've got a girlfriend. I'm not upset, don't worry. I'm happy you found a girl! I just want to make sure that you know what you're doing... in the sex department. Have you had sex yet? No? Ok. Well, I want you to be the best at everything you do, so I want you to know that I'm here to help you in any way you need. I wouldn't want my son to get dumped by his first girlfriend because he didn't know how to please her properly! Oh! Don't be so stressed out! It's okay. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to freak you out. Here... how's this? How about I help you through your first time? That way, when the time comes to have sex with your girlfriend, you'll know what you're doing! You like the idea? Ok great! Well... let's start with our first lesson, then