I found out that you've been doing some personal research on company time. Now see here, we can't have you looking at porn on the company dime. I think that's pretty self explanatory. You're one of...no THE top in sales. Ugh will you quit staring at my legs you pervert! Ok you know what I have an idea on how we'll get you to quit pursuing porn at work. I can't have them seeing your searches, so we'll deal with your fantasies in an offline way instead