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I am an interior designer and ive come to sort out your house, I talk about myself while i fart blaming the floor boards on the noise when its secretly me I fart unaware and tell you how the smell in the house is awful, Smells like eggs have you got a draining issue? Unaware to me the stinky smell is me my farts I bend over fixing bits in the house unaware to me my farting buttcrack is hanging out You show me around the house and i take a seat to to discuss the house i fart and i com plain about that awful smell again... Unaware to me its me farting the whole time You show upstairs and and we get to signing the contract.. I cant find the contact.. i then realise im sitting on it and farting with my buttcrack hanging right out I beg you to sign the contract then make a quick embarrassed exit... #fart #farting #buttcrack #jeans #gassy #onlyevamarie