Buying a house for you and your wife.. oh sorry I didn't realise you were married. Such a shame someone's just put in a higher offer... you could place in an offer if you like... another 10k hmmm sorry but no I'm after that clock actually. What's it to be, the house of your dreams and a slutty bj from the estate agent? Sounds like a win win to me... Oh and one more thing.. my feet they need worshiping before I sign the deeds over