You're actually so lucky that you have me to control your wallet.. to dominate your finances... All that income would be a waste on your boring life. Not only are you a genuinely dull person, you're so unfuckable, such a stick in the mud, it's really a blessing that you're able to send that cash to me. Send it somewhere it can actually be spent on a life worth living. My princess life is so thoroughly enjoyable. I wake up to happiness every morning. I don't have care in the world. My every want is anticipated; my every need is met. Horny mindless Kendi drones slave away every day to ensure I truly live a life of excess. You're lucky your cash is spent on me instead of you.
