Oh yes it's my day off! The boss sent me pizza to say thank you for working late last night, and every other night, but there's no way I'm letting this get cold. I'm eating while it's hot! My phone hasn't gone off all day, and surely I'd have received a call or something by now if the office needed me to come in again, or my boss would just text me personally. Freshly showered, but my hair is wet and up in a bun, and I'm wearing glasses and pajamas while I stuff my face and mouth full of food. I eat so much, that I've visibly stuffed myself as my pajamas are now distended around my bloated belly, but I'm showing no signs of stopping. Not until I get to the last three slices of still steamy hot pizza do I consider pausing, but I shrug it off as I decide there's no point in taking up fridge space with only three left, so I just eat them all. Just as I'm lazily munching on the last crust of the last slice of pizza does my phone begin to thrum a steady vibration of pings and buzzes as I'm chewing with my cheeks full of food... Oh no.....he does want me to come in to the promotional dinner after all? Oh... Hours later, I'm back, but my hair has been let down and a mess all over the place. Despite eating all of the promotional lunch, appetizers, dinner, and the desserts after, my red lipstick is still perfect. My clothes are disheveled, my hair is mess, and I just cannot stop belching. My bloated belly is so tight in my skirt suit and pantyhose that I struggle to get it unzipped, but I grunt and moan as I wiggle it down far enough to breathe, which makes me yawn and burp even more. I've eaten so much today! My boss keeps giving me all this food, and I just can't say no. Ohhhh, why did I *BURPS* eat so much?
