What a stupid office party to have had the bad luck to spend the afternoon at! All I could really do to relieve the tedium was to avail myself of the bar. Now I'm in a rather merry state, and I find myself plunging most unwisely straight into my swimming pool, unmindful of the fact that I'm wearing a silk blouse, luxury designer pleated skirt, patent leather high heels, high quality hold-ups and white panties. Which become ALARMINGLY see-through when wet. Oh well. Just as well no one's watching