"Dear Goddess May, I would love a video themed around humiliating mantras for me to repeat to myself regarding my worthlessness and the superiority of Your Adidas sneakers. The purpose will be to completely destroy my self-esteem and deify (make into my god) Your shoes. “Your shoes are worth more than my existence,” || Some key shoe phrases I would like are: Your shoes are so very valuable, perfect and loved; they are museum-worthy relics that are my temple of worship; they should be prayed to as my Lord and Savior; and I should love them more than my wife and f4m1ly. || Throughout the clip, please show the stained insides of Your well worn Adidas sneakers up close, and please loosen the laces and pull the shoes apart beforehand so the insides are super visible. Feel free to be as cruel and heartless as possible. Thank You exceedingly much, Goddess! And please let me know if anything isn’t clear!"
