Our willing victim has no idea what's in store for him. Goddess Noelle and I have both had long days and need to release some of that pent up frustration. Good thing we have a set of our own human stress balls. He takes kicks, punches, knees, and elbows to the balls but unfortunately makes the mistake of using the wrong honorific for me—an error he won't make twice. I make him say my name and ensure that it's burned into his memory in a way he'll never forget.