So it seems like I've gained a ton of weight. This dress just fit me 2 weeks ago. Have I really packed on that much weight? This is so embarrassing. Let's see if I can squeeze into this so I can wear this for our date tonight.Scene: I struggle and struggle to first get this dress over my big thighs. Next we work to get it over the big booty of mine. I seemed to have gained a ton of weight there too. I finally get to where I can have it over my big breasts. Uh oh... NOW I GOT TO ZIP IT UP. I CANT SEEM TO ZIP IT UP. What am I going to do