I’m a man, with a girlfriend, absent mindedly swiping through a dating app. I happen across a pregnant woman, though when we swipe right on each other, I didn’t expect to then end up in her body. I freak out, call myself, and try my best to reverse the situation before ‘accepting’ my fate. There really is only one thing I can do - masturbate, right? If only I knew how awkward it was to masturbate as a woman when all I’ve ever known is jerking off as a man…