POV: You arrive to my place for our date. I invite you to come sit in my living room and give you some trailmix snacks to eat while I finish getting ready. I'm REALLY hungry so I want to go out for a big meal.... Tiny Figurine: When I return you've shrunken to about 2 in and I'm ready to enjoy my meal! Didn't think YOU'D be the meal, did you? Ha! I wouldn't let YOU take me out, but you're going to fill me up better than you ever could have at full size. I lick all over your tiny body with my wide tongue, and suck on you with my plump lips, relishing your taste. The more scared you are, the better you taste! Yummy. When I'm done playing with my meal, I swallow you whole. You struggle a bit going down, but when you reach my belly, it immediately fills up, giving me a big ol' pudgy belly! See, you're filling me up so good! I'm full now! But you need to stop squirming because it makes me burp! You're going to be part of me forever! Your bones will digest, turning into calcium to make me stronger! Mmmm I'm ready to relax after that big meal....
