I'm practicing yoga by the pool in our luxury holiday villa. And of course I'm not at all surprised that you've stayed here while everyone else is out, you LOVE watching me work out in my tight (sheer!) yoga pants. And I like having you watch me, goodness me yes. So I'm just getting down to teasing you with my sexual stretching positions and naughty talk, when suddenly the GARDENER turns up (yes, this really happened). But what a great excuse to take our exercise regime indoors, where things can get a little naughtier