script: I coach you step-son in lacrosse. You invite me over to give him a step-son. Turns out, you invited me over to give me my coaches gift and show your appreciation for doing such a good job, especially for someone so young. You flirt a bit, then tell me your step-son is actually at a friends house. Using a toy pretending it's me you give me a coaches gift that you know a younger man will enjoy, much better than a gift card. Start of dressed provocatively