You're a stupid fucking idiot, and a dumb bitch. But there's nothing in this world that makes you DUMBER than a perfectly round ass in a pair of denim shorts. You're such a degenerate that you sexualize Women's modern clothing to the point where you're a drooling, jerking, belligerent mess. Shorts aren't lingerie-- they're not designed to be sexualized. But you? You're designed to be a depraved loser who palms his worthless cock over trivial objects. You disgust Me, and that's why I have no problem humiliating you for your weird, concerning fetish. Enjoy beating off to fabric, you stupid fucking idiot. You dumb bitch!