You're so lucky to have a small dick. You're blessed with a life of peace because of it. You don't have to stress over women begging to fuck you the way big dicked men are. Your phone isn't constantly lighting up with women chasing you. Your tiny cock has SAVED you, really. Imagine how exhausted you would be if you had to maintain a sex life. You couldn't handle the volume of pussy you'd be getting if you were better endowed. You seriously lucked out by growing that shrimpy little thing so runty!
