Urgh, I'm in trouble with the headmaster for seducing my teachers into giving me better grades. He insists that I demonstrate how I go about doing this - first dangling my high heeled shoes before slipping them off my seamless Wolford-clad feet. Then I find a reason to slip ALL my clothes off, except for my Wolfords, of course. It never fails to impress my teachers into higher marks. I'm not sure what my headmaster's response is going to be though