I am a witch and I possess the power to change things! I will demonstrate that by changing my skirt to different colors. Now, I'm going to give you a magical capsule that will change you into a You're my new pet now! I'm going to describe your transformation in great detail, then I'm going to pet you and love you and give you all sorts of treats. I will take extra good care of you! This is for the best really. One less pesky man walking around out there! Who needs them!? I would much rather have a sweet to take care of.
