We really need to talk about the girl next door, I literally cannot stand all the stuff she has in her front yard. It's making the neighborhood look trashy. Let's have a glass of wine while we discuss homeowner association actions. Oh no, are you okay? Well, I did slip something in your wine. I know you feel a little hazy, don't worry, it'll wear off soon. The bars around you? Oh yes, you're in a cage. Since you like being a perv and stare at me through my fence, I decided to turn you into my bitch, literally. Complete with collar and leash