Oh look... Another hopeless little hand humper! You're so fucking pathetic that you have to resort to humping your hand instead of getting with a real Woman. Don't worry though because this is the only option you have now. You know that your hand feels so good and as far as you're concerned is better than any pussy you could ever have the chance of fucking! Shut up and hump that hand for Goddess like the helpless, hopeless gooner that you are!