Starring Manpuppy and Aiden Valentine** I was dosing off waiting for my son to return from wherever he had gone. It was getting late, and he still wasn't home. I was worried sick. He thought he'd sneak in at 4 am, but I heard him close the door. It woke me up. He decided he wanted to go out to some party without my permission. Not in this household. And he was well aware of the consequences. It may not seem conventional, but in this house, he gets something called a wedgie punishment. I pushed him down and began violently pulling at his whitey tighties. If he was going to act like a little k1d, he was going to get treated like one. He whined and grunted in pain, kicking his legs in the air, and apologized. I didn't care. I bet he didn't feel so big now. I slowly stretched his underwear, and the material started to rip. I was going to get this over his head whether he wanted it or not. "Dad, I'm sorry," he groaned. "I promise I won't do it again." He was completely humiliated, but I wasn't done yet; I was so close to covering his head. I stretched and pulled, and I finally got them over his head. I wedgied him so hard that he actually promised not to be late again. He was exhausted, but I think we agreed on a more appropriate time