This everyday comparing and contrast that you do between your Wife and I is so bad for you. It's bound to leave you in a deep dark depression. I mean, look at what you chose to marry. Now look at Me. Hahahah it's an awful life to live having to see Her... in all Her ugly glory, and then log on and see Me, hot, curvaceous, the Woman of your dreams... ahhahah oh well it sucks to be you.
