So, I was picking out an outfit to wear to the county fair this past weekend and I came up with this hot little slutty number that was sure to attract attention from all the cute guys walking around with their wives and girlfriends. Ya see, I always have a plan and today it was to lure some cute straight guys in to finance my day out and maybe get my big fat knob polished in the hot sun when I get some of those nasty gurly urges that turn me into a trashy street walkin nympho that will do anything to get the fuck off! Well before I went out for the day, I got all dolled up and gave myself the once over in the mirror and got so turned on by the site of my big fat cock stretching my little tiny daisy dukes out of shape, I just had to take a seat and rub one the fuck out while staring at myself! To say I had a volcanic eruption just may be an understatement! And ya, I got my guy and sent him back to his pretty little women with an empty wallet, sore jaw and a nasty bow legged limp! Slo- mo cumshot replay!!!!! And yes, I really wore this outfit to the fair!