Toilets don't get to choose. Toilets don't get to pick. And when my diet is a little funky on vacation and the...end results are a bit more chaotic... well, that's just your job, isn't it? Your job is to take whatever kaviar I deign to give you. Why would I use a low flow toilet at my hotel in Mexico when I could use your mouth? Flush away, little hole. You're lucky to have it.
