POV: You're a tiny that has wandered into my house and found yourself in my chair. You think you're just lounging peacefully in a chair until I suddenly walk into the room. I notice you. You notice me. But you don't know that there has never been a tiny that has entered my house and NOT been sat on by the Giant Stinky Booty Of Doom! You're frozen in your tracks by fear. I begin to tease you by acting like I'm about to butt crush you multiple times. Each time getting closer and closer to you tiny body. Right before I finally crush you I begin my signature count down. No one escapes the Giant Stinky Booty Of Doom! Not even you.
