I have been WRONGED! I toiled in the kitchen for 45 whole minutes cooking up a delicious porterhouse steak dinner for you, who JUST announced that you will be late home tonight. Worst of all, you're eating dinner elsewhere. Well, I'll show you! I'm eating for two so tonight I'll REALLY eat for two. Watch me devour your gigantic Porterhouse steak, with sides, clean off the T-bone barbarian-style, and lick your plate clean.Music lovingly ripped off from Game of Thrones Season 6's season finale because it's so amazing and the perfect soundtrack for my vengeance